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I Got A Pony When I Turned 10

     

Monday, March 31, 2003

 
If there are any cynics out there who think that wedding dress shopping is just no fun for the onlooker, there are ways to ensure a good time. These include:

1. Five good friends. Or, if you prefer, a posse.

2. A hearty dose of sunshine.

3. A pre-game diet of iced coffee, including ample helpings of half-n-half.

4. One bushell of out-of-stock shades of OPI. On sale.

5. One -- and only one -- genuinely nice and laid-back bridal shop clerk.

6. Zero shoppers besides the aforementioned.

7. A plethora of bridesmaid dresses and friends willing to put them on...with their chunky black shoes.

8. Numerous helping of gourmet appetizers and vodka lemonade (fresh squeezed!!) immediately to follow.

9. Also, one televised ice skating competition to follow, including bad judges, worse outfits, and one dead-on Chinese accent.

Mix well. Serves 8.






Thursday, March 27, 2003

 
Words from a friend have never been truer:

"I'm glad we have asses. It makes life so much funnier."



Monday, March 24, 2003

 
Hi little pony. I miss you tons. Will return soon with carrots and a new curry comb.

In the meantime, in honor of Helen Jane and Heather (and Allyson, even though she'd already left for the Oscars), I have one thing (three words, actually) to say.

Donna Martin Graduate!

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